Now, this has to be the worst advert I've ever seen for a dating site. I mean, I'm all for mature people's dating sites, don't get me wrong. But is this really the finest woman they could pick of the lot? Actually, it seems to be ringing a few bells with me... yep. Yep I know why it's familiar.

The resemblance is striking.

I'm really excited, my dad's just paid for me to do a writing course for a term with Out of Joint theatre company. I'm actually bloody relieved, since deciding to take english at uni instead of drama I have nothing to write about on my personal statement.

Mum went to work again tonight, so this happened again: