Update on the phone situation, got a new one, which looks like this:

That's actually me, on the phone to the police, whilst showing you my new phone! It's really cool. The game is amazing. You have to shoot coloured balls at these other coloured balls... and, it makes a noise when you do ANYTHING. Unlock, lock, exit something, open something, send something successfully. It's SO annoying. But it's quite cool to have a retro phone.

Also, I made a cake the other day which was really cool. I can't upload the photos of it because, well, my phone got stolen. (LOL). But this gives you the gist of how good it was:

Mmmmm....

Read this, he's getting funnier.
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